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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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  • I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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  • Hahahahaha wtf
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  • Sometimes I act like my arms and legs are sausages
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  • Sometimes I sit on te toilet a long time after I finished pooping
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  • Sometimes I shove a fish up my ass and pretend I'm a shark. I do this in my pool, scream soft but loud moans, and this is during night.
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  • Sometimes I shove my toilet plunger handle up my butt and **** pretending I am being anally pounded by a female.
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  • Sometimes I enjoy looking at the stars wondering if the alpacas will take over... I think that jesus hates me and the alpacas are the spawn of satan. PLEASE HELP ME
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  • i like to watch vids of twerking jellyfish while I bathe
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  • sometimes my burps from drinking soda burn my nostrils
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  • Hahahahahhhhhh every day I put I slice of Swiss cheese in my vagina. And then eat it.
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  • I eat burning cactus in my snuggie.
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  • Sometimes, i pour ranch on my head after bathing in orange paint and pretend i'm a carrot...
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