A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren’t the only one.
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!.”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“On A Lincoln Towncar. I can see him at home with his wife now. Dammit Myrdle! I can't figger out a way to make this....”
“A country-border protection system that is so effective that not even a hang-glider can pass trough without getting shot, yet which allows three fucking jumbo....”
via: Pointless Inventions
“the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole.”
via: Pointless Super Powers
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