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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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  • Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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  • Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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  • Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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  • When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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  • Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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  • Vote for the other guy
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  • Leave coins on the floor in the corner to see if there is a petty thief around
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  • Use my magic powers to give politicians their competences (I don't have any magic powers)
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  • Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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