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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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