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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang
Kay

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!?

P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

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