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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to.
-B

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by
-Ethan

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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being super bored at shool

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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