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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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being super bored at shool

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Look to the right, and see nothing.

Look to the left, and see nothing.

Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

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