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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Reading the post with most negative votes and realize they are the most funny once, proving I am weird.

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Feeling gross because you watch to much ****

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber.

(P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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