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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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wipe your hands on your pants

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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