A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren’t the only one.
Hay guise, our iPhone app was just approved!
“He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the **** tree and banged every guy on the....”
via: Anti-Pickup Line
“Listen to this chap. He wants to "bitch slap his hoe" why not. Good luck to ya fella.”
via: Pointless Inventions
“The power to smell through your arse..”
via: Pointless Super Powers
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