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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size.

PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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