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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

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