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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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