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When I fart in the aisle of a supermarket or pharmacy, I quickly walk over to the next aisle so that the person or people who are unfortunate enough to enter that aisle next will have no idea it was me who caused it to stink.

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Read a shampoo bottle while on the toilet

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Whenever my friends or boyfriend ring me while Im with my family I get really nervous to answer the phone as I feel I'm a different person when I'm with them !

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Looking at your phone to check the time, but then forget to check the time, so you have to look again.

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Reading the post with most negative votes and realize they are the most funny once, proving I am weird.

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Feel really good when during doing it the girl can't overdo/fake it anymore because she lost control a bit.

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I pick my nose in the shower.

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wonder why so many people think they are weird.

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Trying to get rid of a memory that embarrasses you by whistling or singing a tune realizing that it was even more weird of somebody noticed it.

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Watching p0rn/pictures on the web not because you are h0rney, but because you are looking for the perfect girl and want to know how she could be like, knowing you will never find her. (and realize you waisted valuable time afterwards).

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Think you feel and spot the direction someone you love is located because you are close, and believe you are connected to a web of energy that is covering the whole globe.

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Get annoyed or angry at yourself when correcting a typo because you failed to write it correctly at once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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