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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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