On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.