When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

i masturbate with my feet

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Pretend i'm a sim.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.