Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.