I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.