Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.