Sometimes I toot.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

i use dental dams

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.