Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.