Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I rape small children ;).

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.