saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.