Brake for tail-gaters

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I can't trill my R's

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.