Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.