Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

I gotta get down of Friday

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.