When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I never feel bored

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.