Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I rape small children ;).

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.