get home from work and masturbate instantly

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.