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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.
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i smoke weed all day.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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I can see a magic eye image
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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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