When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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k. everyone

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.