Tear up when I poop

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.