after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.