Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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check shower for murder then pee

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.