Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Play Minecraft

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

penis

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.