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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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i smoke weed all day.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Being fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.