- Things You Think Only You Do

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

humiliating little girls

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.