Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.