Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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shag your mom

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Breathe.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.