Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.