I hold my breath in elevators

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.