I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.