Thinking your life is a movie...

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.