Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.