i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.