When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.