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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.
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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.