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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.
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