Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.