Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

I think about life problems in the shower

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.