bounce when your tip toeing.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.