going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Only use the left earphone.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

I **** with no hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.