In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I have a phobia of incest

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.