When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.