I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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listen to madonnas new album

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I really like taking shits.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Do somthing only you do

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.