Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.