I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

listen to madonnas new album

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I really like taking shits.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Do somthing only you do

get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.