Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.