Brake for tail-gaters

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I can't trill my R's

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.