I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.