when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Fart at home

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.