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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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I like to poo while smoking.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.