Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.