Go for a 10 mile run.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.