I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I mean Diana Ross.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.