If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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misread dig bick

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.