Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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get really confused

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.