Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.