I hold my breath in elevators

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.