- Things You Think Only You Do

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I always cry when I pray.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.