I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Play Minecraft

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.