get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.