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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.