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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.
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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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Being fat
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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i smoke weed all day.
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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