On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.