When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.