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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Pee in the shower
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I sleep in the nude.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.