Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.