Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.