Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Do somthing only you do

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.