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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.
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Pick giant boogers and eat them.
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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..
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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.
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I control water in the shower.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.