Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Talk to my cat.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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chew on the side of my teeth

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.