Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Take baths

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.