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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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I rape small children ;).
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