When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.