Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Your mom

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.