Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.