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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.