I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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speak proper english

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.