Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

The older I get the more honest I get

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.