play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Play Minecraft

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.