Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.