Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.