Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.