I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.