Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.