Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Eat ice by itself

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.