when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Pee in the shower

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.