when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Poo really loud

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.