Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Take baths

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.