DIY LOL
Car Failures
Funny Exams
Pointless Inventions
Scumbag Steve
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
1
2
3
4
5
…
Next ›
Last »
Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
thumb_up
thumb_down
-41
I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-43
I lift my butt when I'm farting
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+250
If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-61
When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
thumb_up
thumb_down
-34
close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-49
As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+41
i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
thumb_up
thumb_down
+30
Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+10
pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
Having to step on snails to hear the crunch
thumb_up
thumb_down
+60
When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-97
1
2
3
4
5
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.