When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.