spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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make south park refferences every day

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Eat ice by itself

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.