Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always cry when I pray.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.