scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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i smoke weed all day.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.