Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i smoke weed all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.