After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.