Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.