Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

k. everyone

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Courtesy flush.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.