Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Take baths

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

misread dig bick

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.