Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.