saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.