Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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sit in the shower

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.