Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Take baths

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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misread dig bick

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.