get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.