when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I like to poo while smoking.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Poo really loud

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I hit the frig after sex

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.