I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Play Minecraft

Eating chicken at KFC.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

Pee in the shower.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.