I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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make south park refferences every day

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.