Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Play Minecraft

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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penis

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.