penis

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I know how to type a ¿

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.