Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.