Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.