If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

open the fridge A eat food B think

misread dig bick

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.