I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.