when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.