whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.