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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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sit in the shower

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.