Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I want to suck on your penis

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

sing in the shower

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.