Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.