singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.