In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I have a phobia of incest

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.