Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sitting down in the shower

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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i use dental dams

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.