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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.
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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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