I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.