Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Are You A Zombie?

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    One time I thought someone was gonna murder me so I punched the air... Turns out I punched my mom... She was waking me up for school oops :O (she got stiches)

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