Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner to see if there is a petty thief around

Use my magic powers to give politicians their competences (I don't have any magic powers)