when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.