When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Breathe.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.