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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh
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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.