kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I can see a magic eye image

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.