I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.