When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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KICK THE CAN

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.