When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.