Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.