when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.