Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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fap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I sleep in the nude.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.