when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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pick your nose and eat it

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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conundrum.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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hallo

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.