I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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hallo

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.