I sleep in the nude.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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fap

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.