When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I know how to type a ¿

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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hallo

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.