Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.