almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

fart

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

fap

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.