Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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pick your nose and eat it

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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conundrum.

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hallo

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.