when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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fap

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.