Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hallo

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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conundrum.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.