When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.