When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Things You Think Only You Do

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