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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.