Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Fart at home

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.