wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.