Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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sit in the shower

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I have seen a UFO

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.