Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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I rape small children ;).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.