I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I scratch and sniff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.