Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.