- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.