I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.