fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.