wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.