When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Pee in the shower.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.