invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

fart

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

misread flashlight

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.