I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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misread flashlight

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.