mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.