For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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thumb down this post

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.