Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.