While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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thumb down this post

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.