fart

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.