Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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thumb down this post

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.