Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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misread flashlight

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.