Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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thumb down this post

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.