Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

misread flashlight

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.