When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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thumb down this post

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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misread flashlight

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.