Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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misread flashlight

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.