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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.