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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.