Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.