Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.