when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I sleep in the nude.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.