Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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misread flashlight

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.