I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I pee in the shower.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.