Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Dancing while hoovering

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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fart

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.