I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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fap

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.