When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.