- Things You Think Only You Do

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.