You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.