I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.