Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.