Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.