Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.