I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.