feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.