Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.