use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.