When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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