- Things You Think Only You Do

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.