Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.