Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.