If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.