cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.