I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.