After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.