Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.