Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.