Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.