You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.