If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I can see a magic eye image

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.