use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.