use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I can see a magic eye image

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.