Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.