feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.