You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.