I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.