Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Go outside and pee.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I really like taking shits.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.