I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.