Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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hate Justin Bieber

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.