Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.