My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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being super bored at school

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.