I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.