when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.