- Things You Think Only You Do

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.