Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I put big spaces in between comments

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.