Go on this site to feel normal.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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being super bored at school

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.