Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.