- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.