outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.