Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.