Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.