- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.