Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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smoke marijuana

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.