After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

Pee in the shower.

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

hate Justin Bieber

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Say what even when u heard someone

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.