When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.