when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Fart at home

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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sit in the shower

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Pee in the shower.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.