Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Fart at home

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.