I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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KICK THE CAN

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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being super bored at school

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Pee in the shower.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.