I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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jack off

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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being super bored at school

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.