Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

KICK THE CAN

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

jack off

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

being super bored at school

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.