masturbate quietly in my room.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.