Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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jack off

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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being super bored at school

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.