Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Fart at home

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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jack off

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.