- Things You Think Only You Do

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Fart at home

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.