I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Fart at home

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.