i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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jack off

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.