When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

being super bored at school

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.