Fart at home

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Pee in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.